25 July 2008

Hi my name is Dustin, and I'm an asshole


Yeah so, I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but it's become painfully obvious I am an asshole. I'll spare the sordid details (and those lovely spread-eagled asshole photos Google proffered up before I found this image) and instead share the fruits of this morning's research.

For starters, my behavior over the past 24 hours (6-8 specifically) has been pretty awful. I had pondered to myself, "Gee, is it possible I'm a complete asshole?" So I turned to my old friend Wikipedia and what do ya know - they have a wonderfully written entry [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asshole] complete with a full blown definition and everything. After I spent a little more time with it, I was sure... yep... I'm an asshole... frequently.

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